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Eeeewwwwoew!! Reporting Breaking News! Disaster Alert!!!

By Paigow - Posted on 28 November 2009

At around 7:05 PM, various unknown strangers entered my dome, carrying various kinds of eatable substances trying to lure me out.

7:35 PM, more invaders have come, I've seeked shelter in the basement. They should not discover me here.

7:50 PM, basement door broken down by the monsters. I've run at lightning speed fast up to the 2nd level. It seems like only their foot fur is only half-way the stair level.

8:30 PM, from the sound, it seems like even more invaders and monsters have gathered up below, seeking SOS signal to cat neighbors.

8:45 PM, no response from cat neighbors. Where are they when I need them...useless!!

9:00 PM, hungry and no food, I may have to compromise with the invaders for food. Can't....resist....foood...stomach....hungry....

9:30 PM, finally got food through all the invaders, they seem to be not harmful and friendly (maybe).

9:50 PM, (friendly) invaders start chanting very loudly in a tree stick, they seem to have gone crazy, my ears can't stand it, seeking refugee back upstairs.

10:00's just a bad dream....everything will be back the way it is when i'm awake.

11:00 PM....shifting sleeping position...invaders still present. Paigow - out.

12:00 PM....zzz...the cat god in my dream said if give him 50% of my daily food, he'll help me get the invaders out...that is ridiculous!....zzzzz

1:00 AM....they are still here....checked basement...seem to playing something that shoot things at themselves....crazy (I know)..looks like I have to compromise with the cat god again in my sleep....zzz

2:00 AM....Invaders finally depart from the house....disaster ended...thankeow the cat god..looks like my praying and compromise to the cat god worked...reporting damage done on blog....

IMPORTANTCats out there don't let this happen to you!!! Don't think it won't happen at your home next!! Take action now!! ....On the other note... Will I live with a hungry stomach from now on?

--End Paigow Emergency News Report--